September 10, 2008


A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there
was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took
his Batman costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to
the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since
he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one
of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and went home and put her costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even
danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all

"You must have looked really silly wearing that
Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave
my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time.

He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"


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